[You know, if this were IRL this is probably the part where she'd just TURN AND WALK AWAY but it's sort of pointless to do that when you're holding a video camera and it's not nearly as dramatic to just shut off a feed — you don't get that classy hair billow or anything.

But that's okay because there's still some other stuff she can come up with to talk about prior to just hanging up. Probably.]

Wouldn't it be better to tell me everything important to know before starting my journey to Violet City? You have the benefit of expertise.

[LOOK, SHE'S...TRYING...SORTA...]