Voicemail

[shslasshat]

This is Togami. State your name and business after the tone - and make it brief, or I won't even bother responding.

[Beep!]

Comments

[freshprints]

Not considering the difficulties most people seem to be having lately.

[shslasshat]

I am not 'most people'.

Are you usually awake at this hour, or should I count you among the 'most people' you mentioned?

[By now he's sighed and rolled over onto his stomach, settling his glasses more securely on his face, resigned to the fact that at least he's not being asked to play therapist.]

[freshprints]

I'm usually awake at this hour.

[Old habits die hard, and she still doesn't sleep much. But of course, that isn't precisely the same thing as answering whether or not she's been having sleep difficulties, either.]

[shslasshat]

I find it hard to believe that you woke me at this hour just to ask whether we had coffee.

[freshprints]

I asked if we needed coffee.

[There's a DIFFERENCE.]

[shslasshat]

If all you're going to do is argue semantics, then I'm going back to sleep.

Was there another reason you contacted me or not?

[He doesn't care if there's a DIFFERENCE.]

[freshprints]

...

[Yeah, she really did just text that, um.]

[shslasshat]

[Did you just--]

Good night, Kirigiri.