shslasshat | Ain't nobody got time for that

[The boy on the 'Gear hasn't been seen in a couple of months now, but he still remembers how to use it. He also seems to have developed an unrelated tic beneath his left eye. Despite this, he looks as well put together as always, with a grinning Sableye butting her head up against the underside of his chin every so often, clearly the mark of a pokemon who missed her trainer greatly. For his part, he's ignoring her affections, which is relatively unsurprising to those who know him.

The scenery behind him is New Bark Town, and he does not seem happy to be there.]

Whoever is in possession of the rest of my pokemon has one hour to return them to me. There are five altogether. Four of them, two Persians, a Dragonite, and a Milotic, should have "Byakuya Togami" as their Original Trainer. The fifth is a Rapidash who answers to Vampa.

Don't waste my time by asking idiotic questions or attempting to hold them for ransom, I don't respond kindly to threats and blackmail. If I see that they have been well taken care of, I will consider a small reimbursement.

[He pauses, and it's then that it becomes noticeable that he is visibly unsettled, however curt his tone.]

If Naegi or Kirigiri is still here, it would behove them to respond with haste as well. That is all.

[Without so much as a 'thank you for your time,' the irritated young man cuts off the feed.]

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It's about time, I was just about to give you up for lo--

[Squint.]

What have you been rolling in.

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...If you're talking about the slime, it's from a Bloober.

...And what in god's name is a bloober?

[Did a new region spill its unwanted refuse all over the place while he was gone?]

Wait a sec. [ He picks up the PokéGear and holds it so the feed shows a Goomy looking all dopey and cute. ]

That's a Bloober.

[What kind of abhorrent creature--]

I've seen enough. That is without a doubt the most unfortunate-looking creature I have ever laid eyes on.

[Anyway.]

I want you to give me a summary of important things that I've missed in the last month.

[ ...Why are you hating on the Bloober. ]

Um, Ishimaru-kun woke up from his coma...and Oowada-kun isn't here anymore.

[Because he hates fun.]

I see.

[Well, before he would have said 'good riddance,' so improvement????]

I can't imagine that he's taking that particularly well.

He remembers the second trial now, after he woke up. He's less...broken than he was after the execution, though. He's not staring off into space all the time anymore.

At least there's that. I'm sure it's less pathetic to look at, anyway.

[Though if he remembers the second trial that means Togami will probably be catching all kinds of hell later over certain liberties that he took with the second crime scene.]

[ ...YEAH HAVE FUN WITH THAT SON. The narrative may have forgotten about that but Ishimaru hasn't. ]

I'm looking after him right now. We're on our way to Blackthorn so I can't help you with your Pokémon. But they were at the house when I left so I'm sure one of the others will return them to you soon.

[...Maybe he'd be better off if Ishimaru was still catatonic.]

...That's excusable. So long as I know that they haven't been dispersed to complete strangers.

[You know, like how he ended up with Vampa. But it's different when it's your own team.]

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